Pardon me! All that cake and pizza have made me a very bloated birthday boy. In case you were wondering, I had a lot of fun at my party and got some great gifts, including that RCA Cambio I mentioned in my last post. I'll get to that later this month after I've fully tested it, but I can tell you right now that it's a hop, skip, and a hundred yard dash ahead of that crap Android stick I bought last month. I didn't really pound that thing into dust, but I was sorely, sorely tempted.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a major case of the -itis and need to sleep it off. G'night!