The Incredible Vanishing Vita

First, a clarification. I recently expressed some buyer's remorse about shutting down my old web site, The Gameroom Blitz. Some folks assumed that I was talking about this blog, but let me assure you that this isn't the case. The Gameroom Blitz was a fan site I used to publish on Overclocked (and later, Lakupo), and it was more ambitious in scope, with reviews, features, and guest articles in addition to semi-regular blog entries. Kiblitzing is just an ordinary blog; a place for me to gripe about random games whenever the mood strikes me. I don't have any great aspirations for this journal and it costs no money to run it, so it probably won't die anytime in the near future.

Now the Playstation Vita, on the other hand...

As frequent readers already know, I bought a Vita at a pawn shop for $75 nearly a month ago, and intended to review a handful of its games in a future journal entry. However, actually finding the games has been a challenge. Here's what turned up at the nearest Walmart...

Notice anything missing from this display case? I sure did. I asked a clerk what was up, and he informed me that the store's supply of Vita games were going back to the manufacturer, and that the "Vita didn't do as well as Sony had hoped." (Heh, no kidding!) He was kind enough to let me look through the shopping cart where the Vita games had been dumped, but they were a depressing assortment of overpriced launch titles. Street Fighter X Tekken for forty dollars? No sale.

The story was the same at a K-Mart a few blocks away, and things weren't much more encouraging at Meijer, a superstore exclusive to the midwest. There were five games and a handful of accessories squeezed into the end of the gaming aisle's Playstation section.

I thought this vanishing act might have been limited to a single town, but a recent installment of Giant Bomb's Bombcast stated that it's happened in stores throughout the United States, calling the Vita's continued survival into question. Some have speculated that Sony is shifting to an all-digital distribution strategy, but it's not a move that worked out too well for its predecessor, the bite-sized and largely unloved PSP Go. 

The smart money's on a short shelf life for the (overly) ambitious handheld, which seems to be confirmed in a recent interview with Shuhei Yoshida, the president of Sony Computer Entertainment's worldwide operations. When asked by Polygon's Brian Crecente if Sony would limit production of first-party games for the Vita, he offered this blunt response:

"I would say, yes, that's correct."

Wait, it gets worse! (And not just because the article was written by Brian Crecente.) When asked about the Vita's worsening fortunes, Yoshida had this reply:

"When we launched PSP titles, a big talking point was PS2-quality games in your hands. It was an amazing experience to play PS2-quality like Twisted Metal on your portable device. But as time went on and the PS3 launched and people started to see next-gen games, that PS2 quality was not enough. People's expectations for the quality just moved on."

Words don't even do this comment justice; I'll need to respond with a crappy drawing.

And he's not even done yet!

"So when we launched the Vita with Uncharted, it was amazing; PS3-like quality in your palm, but as time moved on, you are seeing PS4 quality and people's expectations for the graphic fidelity has gone up."

Insulting gamers put Sega where it is
today. On the floor of Moe's Tavern,
sucking coins from the Love Tester machine.
(image courtesy of btretroarcade)

I'm sure you're smart enough to recognize the train wreck of logical fallacies in this statement, but let me just go over them anyway. First, it's well established that the race has never gone to the strong in a competition between leading handhelds. The GameBoy- that old white brick with the blurry, puke-green display and software that was rarely on par with the NES- blew away all of its competitors in sales, including portable powerhouses like the Atari Lynx and the TurboExpress. That trend continued for twenty-five years, with the wimpy GameBoy Color muscling the Neo-Geo Pocket off store shelves and the GameBoy Advance burying any handhelds foolish enough to challenge it. The PSP is the only system that came close to challenging Nintendo's dominance, and the Nintendo DS (with its lack of multimedia features and a graphics processor that might be able to compete with the Nintendo 64 on a good day) sold nearly twice as many units.

NOW you're playing with power!
(Image courtesy of Cray.com.
I know, I'm surprised they're
still in business, too!)

The problem with the Vita isn't a lack of power. Oh no, it's quite the opposite. Sony stubbornly boosted the technology (and price!) of its latest uber-handheld to obscene levels, ignoring a quarter century of gaming history and their own failure with the PSP. How did they EXPECT this to turn out? They could have put a herd of Cray super computers in the Vita and it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference. The 3DS is cheaper than the Vita; smartphones and tablets are far more versatile.

Here's my second issue with Yoshida's comments. He seems to suggest that Sony's two handhelds were only relevant for as long as they could achieve parity with their console counterparts. (Let's just forget for a second that Sony's claims of a "console-quality" handheld experience are gross exaggerations. The Vita is at best a Playstation 2.67, and the well-received but visually lacking port of Mortal Kombat proves as much.) Let's examine that more closely. The PSP was released at the tail end of 2004 in Japan, with a US launch in March of the following year. The PS3 hit stores in both territories in November 2006. That makes the effective lifespan of the PSP roughly two years. It's even worse for the Vita, which hit stores in late 2012, with Sony's latest home console released one year later. If Yoshida is seriously making the claim that Sony's handhelds are obsoleted by its consoles (ignoring the clear distinction between the two), that's some Stolar-grade cutting and running right there.

Even this guy couldn't shovel all
of Shuhei Yoshida's BS.
(image courtesy of NintendoLife)

Yoshida later claims in the interview that the Vita can subsist mostly on indie games, but that's as realistic as hoping to scrape by with digital distribution (read: not very). Indie games are fine, but they're rarely exclusive to one game system, often appearing on home computers as well. Retro City Rampage has appeared on nearly every modern format, and current critical darling Shovel Knight is available for PCs, the struggling Wii U, and the portable game system Sony doesn't manufacture. 

Let's face facts here... first-party releases are important to a game system. Without them, the Wii wouldn't have been successful, and the Wii U wouldn't have held on long enough to find its second wind. Counting on indie games to save your butt is a long shot bet, and one that's not likely to pay off in the future. Shuhei Yoshida already knows this, though. He's just giving owners of the Vita some false assurance until Sony thinks it's safe to make it disappear for good.

(Special thanks to Talking Time for helping spark this rant.)

Vital Signs: The PS Vita Review

So, let's talk Vita, shall we? I picked up Sony's latest handheld for a song a couple weeks ago and I'm eager to give it a ten-point inspection.

THE LOOK

Meet a Vita.
(image courtesy of Amazon)

At first glance, the PS Vita looks very much like its predecessor, slightly larger but with the same widened oval shape. However, a few things jump out at you on closer inspection... two tilting analog sticks have replaced the single sliding pad of the PSP, there's a tiny camera embedded next to the Playstation's familiar rosette of action buttons, and you'll find a recessed button emblazoned with the Playstation logo on the bottom left of the system. Turn the Vita around and you'll find another camera, along with a long flat panel replacing the PSP's chrome circle.

While you're holding the Vita, one other difference becomes obvious. Reviewers often called the PSP "sexy" when it debuted in 2005, but nearly a decade later, the system seems far less elegant, with sharp edges and a thick, heavy frame. The Vita is more comfortable to hold, with rounded edges and grips molded into the back. It may not be the most hand-friendly handheld I've ever owned (for all the system's issues, the rubberized shell of the Gizmondo felt heavenly), but it's up there.

THE MUSCLE

Not quite ready for prime-time.

Sony claims that the Vita puts console-quality gaming in your pocket. If that sounds like a familiar boast, it should... it's the same claim they made with the PSP nearly ten years ago. Some Vita games make good on that tall promise- Flower looks gorgeous with its colorful petals and lush grass blowing in the breeze- while others fall short of the mark. Mortal Kombat's visuals are noticeably downscaled from the console versions, with muddy textures and sharp polygonal edges in close-ups.

Console-quality or not, the Vita is a huge improvement over both the PSP and the 3DS where raw horsepower is concerned. The system sports a quad-core ARM processor running at 1 GHz and its own dedicated graphics processor, which can display up to 133 million polygons per second. The PSP could only manage 33 million polys per second, while the 3DS limps along with just 15 million polys. The gap in visual quality is not so evident on the relatively small screens of the Vita and 3DS, but you'll definitely notice the faster processor in the Vita when you're starting and switching apps. It takes about five seconds to start the Vita's social gaming app near... for the 3DS's Street Pass Mii Plaza, it's closer to seventeen.

THE MEMORY

From left to right: PS Vita memory card (and
Micro SD card beneath it), Memory Stick Pro
Duo adapter, PSVita game cartridge,
standard SD card.

Early models of the Vita have no internal storage, while later ones offer a measly one gigabyte of storage. You'll most likely have to purchase a memory card to store games and media. This probably isn't a surprise coming from Sony, but unlike the Memory Sticks of the past, the Vita's proprietary memory cards are designed only for the Vita and cannot be directly accessed from a computer. It's infuriating, but it's not hard to figure out why the system is so tightly locked down when you consider how open Sony's last handheld was to hacking and piracy.

Vita memory cards come in sizes ranging from four gigabytes to a kingly sixty-four gigabytes. The four gigabyte card was recently discontinued, and it's not hard to figure out why. It's just barely enough storage to scrape by, with room for one Vita, PSP, and PSOne game. More dedicated players will want at least a 16GB card, but at $40, that storage doesn't come cheap. A 32GB card costs a hair-raising $60, and a 64GB card... well, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Please sir, can I have some manual?

Alternately, you can kick it old-school and just buy your games on cartridge. Cartridges are roughly the size of a standard SD card and fit into a slot at the top of the system, conveniently labeled "PSVITA." Once you pop a cart into your system, an icon appears on the desktop and bounces excitedly until you tap on it. That icon remains even after you've taken the cartridge out of your Vita, a strange and slightly aggravating side effect of the way the system handles game saves. I made the mistake of assuming that the used Vita I purchased was packed with games, until I came to the bitter realization that all those icons were merely game saves.

By the way, Vita games don't come with instruction booklets. This usually isn't a problem, but it took a lengthy online search to find out how to silence the bedeviled caddy in Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational. So usually, but not always.

(You press start while you're playing, then select Options from the menu that appears, then go to Caddy Voice and pick Off. There, I just saved your sanity.)

THE STYLE

The simple but effective Cross Media Bar from previous Playstation systems has been replaced with a new interface designed especially for the Vita's touchscreen. Circular icons are arranged on the screen in a honeycomb pattern, and can be either tapped directly with a finger or selected with the D-pad or left analog stick. The interface is an awkward halfway point between the ones in traditional game consoles and smartphones, and doesn't make the best use of the Vita's display. The staggered icons waste a lot of onscreen real estate, and they're neither practical nor attractive, resembling Mentos with their narrow edges and fat centers.

Quick, peel, peel!

Fortunately, the interface redeems itself with a bizarre yet brilliant way to manage apps. Pressing the home button on the bottom left of the screen pauses an app you're running, with a dog eared corner of a page appearing on the top right. From here, you can either flip through the active apps or peel away the dog ear to close the app you've selected. The lock screen works in the same way... once you've taken the system out of sleep mode, you just tug at the dog ear to resume whatever you were doing before the Vita took a nap. It comes naturally pretty quickly, and you'll wish you had the option in other devices.

THE FEEL

The best thing to ever happen to a
Sony game system. (Aside from Bernie
Stolar leaving to join Sega, I mean.)

Plenty of control options are available on the Vita, including a newly designed D-pad that's easily the best Sony has ever made. Like the controllers for the Sega Saturn, the D-pad rocks on a central pivot, and the four directionals are no longer separated in the middle as they were in past Playstation systems. The end result is the most fighting-friendly handheld since the Neo-Geo Pocket. Special attacks in games like Mortal Kombat and Darkstalkers Chronicle flow off the thumb and onto the screen with little effort, a far cry from the stubborn separated cross on the PSP.

The analog sticks are an improvement over the sliding pad on the PSP as well; easier to grip with the thumbs and more sure of their positions than the slightly mushy cycloid. On the downside, the action buttons are needlessly small, and the option keys (Start and Select) are not only tiny, but flush with the unit. If you need to pause your game for any reason, you'd probably be better off using the Home button, or even tapping the on-off button on the top of the Vita to put it to sleep.

Oh yes, about that on-off button! The silvery circle is far more user-friendly than the finger-shredding switch on the PSP. Just tap it and your Vita enters sleep mode. Tap it again (or just press the home button... that thing is handy) and the system snaps back to attention. Want to turn off the system completely? Hold the on-off button until a prompt appears, then tap the orange bar on the screen. It's beautifully simple, the exact opposite of the PSP's accursed power switch.

What is this I don't even...?

Finally, there's the touchscreen, the twin cameras, and curiously, the back touchpad. The touchscreen works as it does on the 3DS, smartphones, and tablets, letting you select onscreen options with a single tap. It's generally more responsive than the 3DS touchscreen and can recognize two fingers at once, letting you pinch and stretch web pages in the browser built into the Vita. However, you'll need to use your fingers rather than a stylus, which may be an issue for the small handful of games that use the touchscreen creatively. The twin cameras take video and snapshots at 640x480 resolution, and it's clear after your first picture that they were included as an afterthought. Grainy, washed-out images are the norm, although they might work in a pinch for the system's optional Skype app. Finally, there's the touchpad, which seems more like a product of mindless oneupsmanship than a feature designed for practicality's sake. Some games make a valiant attempt to justify its existence (the system's star attraction, Tearaway, lets you use it to poke your fingers through the screen) while others just use it as the L2 and R2 buttons it probably should have had in the first place.

THE VIEW

A comparison of the screens on the PSP
(top) and the PS Vita (bottom).

Aside from the high performance hardware, the Vita's headline feature is its large OLED screen (replaced in recent models by a just as large, but less impressive LCD screen). At five inches diagonally and with an impressive resolution of 960x544, the Vita's screen is indeed luxurious by the standards of handheld game systems, and the OLED technology really makes oranges and reds sizzle, without the white haze of a backlight. On the other hand, OLED screens are expensive and fragile. If you drop your system, it will probably break... and it will probably cost a whole lot of money to replace. Keep that in mind before you buy one of the older Vitas.

THE POWER

Like other post-Game Boy handhelds, the Vita squeezes about four hours of life from a full charge of its internal battery. That time is cut in half if you're using online features like the Playstation Store. On the flip side of the coin, putting the Vita in sleep mode uses almost no power at all. There have been reports that the system can be put to sleep for weeks at a time with barely any drain on the battery, so if you plan to use the Vita with any frequency, you probably won't want to shut it off at all.

THE ACTION

Hey, that weird-looking face in the sun is MINE,
you papercraft putz!

I'll review a handful of Vita games in a future blog entry. For the moment, I'll just say that I've been mostly satisfied with the software I've played so far. Tearaway in particular is hugely endearing, taking full advantage of the Vita's features (even the ones it didn't really need!) and offering a world that could have been peeled from an episode of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. It's the kind of game Shigeru Miyamoto would make if he were working for Sony. (And wasn't counting the days 'till his retirement.) Little Deviants has been the biggest dud of the bunch, a barely disguised tech demo of the Vita and its front and back touch panels. It's not just that the game is dreadfully average... it's that its stars are so obnoxious you'll want to reach into the Vita to smack the people who designed them upside the head.

Compared to the 3DS, well, the two systems don't compare, really. They're different experiences, just as the DS and PSP were, and I wouldn't want to sacrifice one for the other. I personally think the 3DS has the best games overall, but there have been times that I wish the system had everything the Vita offers, like dual analog thumbsticks and shoulder buttons that actually do things when you press them. (Glares angrily at Kid Icarus: Uprising) The Vita is also the better choice if you're looking for multimedia features, because its large screen and loud speakers are better suited to music and movie playback than the 3DS.

THE INTERACTION

So near, and yet so far away...
(image courtesy of Powet.tv)

Here's where the Vita falters. Most models use Wi-Fi to access the internet, while others have 3G to ensure online connectivity everywhere. I've got one of the Wi-Fi models, and have found that its online features have been dicey at best. The social gaming app near wouldn't work at all until I used the system in a large college town, and even when it did, it only displayed the locations of a handful of Vita owners and the games they were playing. It's not nearly as entertaining as Street Pass, which encourages players to seek each other out for puzzle pieces and helpful items in compatible games.

Getting the system's other online features to function has been a struggle. I couldn't get the E-mail app to accept my Gmail address; I kept getting time out errors. It doesn't seem possible to view my friends list through PSN, and downloading games through the Playstation Store has only worked intermittently and is painfully slow. Granted, I live out in the boonies and my internet is far from ideal, but my 3DS works well enough with those limitations... what's the Vita's problem?

THE VERDICT

The Playstation Vita is worth owning if you know what you're getting- what you're really getting, not what Sony promised when it launched- and if you're comfortable with the price. I paid seventy five dollars for mine, but I realize that others paid double or even triple that price. For the two hundred dollars it costs at retail, the Vita is a lot harder to recommend. If you want a console-quality gaming experience, you might want to just take those two C-notes and buy a console.

(Special thanks to IGN, Wikipedia, and Gizmag for confirmation on technical specifications and stuff.)

Your Show of Shows: A Brief, Biased E3 Recap

Why do 90% of today's games look like they
were designed by Beavis and Butthead?
(image from SegmentNext.com)

I'll be honest with you guys... I wanted to cover the Electronic Entertainment Expo, but I found my mind wandering during much of the coverage on Twitch. Far too much of what was shown was, to quote a reader of Huffington Post's UK branch, "grey and miserable." I literally got angry after watching gameplay footage of Far Cry "Who Gives a" 4 and the teaser clip for Dead Island 2: You'll Fight More Zombies and LIKE It. More Assassin's Creed games are also on the way, and while I like the series, I think the Madden approach of releasing at least one game a year is threatening to strip the luster from the series. I haven't even played Black Flag yet! Do we really need more of these so soon?

The colors, Duke! The COLORS!
(image from GamerZona.com)

Luckily, Nintendo came to the rescue late in the show with a handful of great games for the Wii U. I had doubts about purchasing the system in January, but believe me, those doubts no longer exist. Splatoon is the antithesis of every brown-grey shooter planned for the Xbox One and Playstation 4, with elfin tweens spraying each other and their surroundings with paint. You can explore each stage on foot, but it's faster and sneakier to transform into a squid and swim through the paint you've laid down. It's familiar PvP gameplay served with a fresh Nintendo twist, and it's got the potential to keep gamers glued to their Wii Us after they've lost interest in Mario Kart 8.

And speaking of Captain N...
(image from Gamershell.com)

The latest Super Smash Bros. is packed with promise as well. With Pac-Man added to the cast, it's got more famous video game heroes than an entire season of Captain N: The Video Master, and there's even an option to send your Mii (essentially a Fisher Price version of yourself) into battle, complete with a customized move set. I've never been able to get a feel for the Smash Bros. games, but the more personalized experience in this one makes it tempting to give the franchise another shot.

What else? There's Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker, with the hapless mushroom retainer collecting gems in small, sadistically designed environments. Since Toad can't jump, you'll have to move sections of the stage around with your stylus to clear his path and guide him to victory. Then there's Yoshi's Woolly World, which gives the green dinosaur an arts and crafts makeover, and Kirby's Rainbow Curse, a revival of the DS game where the pink puffball rode on lines drawn by the player, and Mario Maker, which lets you design your own Super Mario Bros. stages, and the bat guano-crazy Bayonetta 2, and a Legend of Zelda game with a vast, fully explorable Hyrule, and, and...!

There's a lot of stuff planned for the Wii U, let's just put it that way. Two years after the Saturn was released in the United States, Sega abandoned the system, claiming that it had no future and that further support would be pointless. Two years after the Wii U's troubled debut, Nintendo is shouting "damn the torpedoes!" and fighting valiantly to keep the system afloat. Kudos to them for this... not every company is so eager to reward the loyalty of a small but vocal fanbase.

All right, enough of that. I recently bought a Playstation Vita and plan to review that right here, as soon as I've gotten familiar with it. Stay tuned!

Thanks but No Thanks: Disabling Alerts on the Wii U's Quick Start Menu

Nintendo recently updated its Wii U, including a quick start menu that lets you play games just seconds after you've started the system. That's the good part. Now here's the bad part... by default, the Quick Start Menu will also turn on your Wii U's gamepad to alert you of exciting new offers by Nintendo and its partners. (In other words, bullshit advertising.) Thanks, Nintendo, you shouldn't have.

No, really, you shouldn't have done this.

Anyway, since people have asked, here's a step by step guide to turning off this unwelcome feature and keeping your household from turning into the mall scene from Minority Report.

1. Turn on your system (so far, so good!).

2. Tap the wrench (System Settings) in the Quick Start Menu.

You can also do this in the standard Wii menu if you'd prefer. 

3. Tap the wrench and on/off button (Power Settings) at

the bottom of the System Settings menu.

4. Tap the large icon that appears in the center left

of the screen.

5. Tap the "Quick Start Menu" button in Power Settings.

6. Tap the "Wii U GamePad Alerts" button. (You can

also turn off the Quick Start Menu entirely if you

want quick access to your system's legacy Wii

features.)

7. Tap the "No" button. With reckless abandon.

8. Your Wii U is now free of intrusive, annoying

ads, the way nature intended!

9. Show Nintendo what you think of this new feature.

If this guide was useful, spread it around! I could always use the hits.

Tonight, on Wings! (Kid Icarus and four Super NES finds)

I just watched an episode of Kill La Kill. Boy, that sure was an anime. It sure was...

Anyway! I thought I'd bring a few things to your attention. Firsties, Yumi's Odd Odyssey, the very first Umihara Kawase game to hit the United States, is now just twenty dollars on Nintendo's eShop. You'd better bite quickly, though, because the price will shoot back up to its usual thirty clams after June 15th. Thanks to the always awesome Tiny Cartridge for that news.

Your eyes in the sky.
(image provided by The Guardian)

Speaking of the 3DS, I snagged a copy of Kid Icarus Uprising on clearance from K(rap)-Mart a few days ago. Reviewers have made a fuss about the awkward control, and it is a bit of a kludge, but I can still say without a moment's hesitation that it's a hundred times better and more polished than the original game on the NES. Frankly, you'd have a hard time noticing the family resemblance if it weren't for the familiar characters, including an older, more likeable Pit. Rather than a confused platformer with an instantly fatal bottomless pit swallowing up the scenery (GRR!), Kid Icarus Uprising is split evenly between on-rails shooting (think Panzer Dragoon but without all the welts from the ugly stick) and a free-roaming action game with ranged and melee attacks. The closest comparison I could make is to Treasure's oft-ignored Sin and Punishment series, but even that's not quite accurate because you've got a lot more control over where Pit goes after he lands. 

One thing I can say with confidence is that the game is the prettiest thing you're likely to find on the 3DS. The aerial scenes bring back fond memories of the panoramic skylines in the laserdisc game M.A.C.H. 3, except these are rendered in real time. And on a handheld, no less! I haven't played much of Uprising yet, but what I've seen so far has me thinking that twenty bucks was well-spent.

Okay, there's one other thing before I go. I managed to find four Super NES games at a local pawn shop. Only one of them was valuable from a collector's standpoint, but they're all precious to me because 16-bit games without chubby sportscasters on the front have gotten incredibly tough to find. Here now for your reading pleasure are brief reviews of all four of these titles...

SUPER PINBALL: BEHIND THE MASK

You shall buy this stationary plastic
demon, or I will curse thee to the end
of time!

Released later in the life of the Super NES but nevertheless worth about a handful of magic beans online, Super Pinball is the first in KAZe's series of slavishly realistic pinball simulations. Don't expect dragons or aliens to come to life here... Super Pinball is according to Hoyle all the way, with authentic ball physics, an angled perspective, and a simulated LED display. There are three tables available, with Wizard being the most attractive and entertaining of the lot. However, no matter how you play it, Super Pinball is pretty dull next to more adventurous pinball games like Devil's Crush. It's also hobbled by the relatively low resolution of the Super NES, a situation that would later be rectified in the sequels on the Sega Saturn. Digital Pinball: Necronomicon in particular used a special, often neglected high-res mode, making the graphics incredibly sharp compared to other Saturn games.

JOE AND MAC

T-Wrecked.

There's so much nostalgia attached to this one! I used to play it at a bowling alley with a similarly game-obsessed friend, then played it at his house when the Super NES was launched in the United States. However, when you strip away those fond memories and some beautiful, vibrantly colored visuals, and Joe and Mac is just an ordinary platformer with a prehistoric setting. You collect stone-aged weapons, ride pterodactyls, and club screen-filling, meat-eating dinosaurs into submission, all while hoping nobody notices the anachronism of ancient man living with creatures from the Jurassic period. A teensy bit of depth was added in the form of a world map and bonus stages, but past that it's the same brainless action game you dropped quarters into at the arcade. There was also a Genesis version which was technically more faithful to the original, but you should probably skip it, unless you like the thought of punching a hole through a concrete wall because the game dragged you back to a checkpoint for the seventeenth time.

MORTAL KOMBAT 3

You're gonna need a much bigger
explosion to stop Jax.

This game is tied to one of my greatest regrets as a collector. Years ago, a neighbor was selling their Super NES and a handful of games for around twenty dollars. Their collection included the Donkey Kong Country trilogy and several fighters, including this one. Guess who passed on the sale of the century because he already had a Super NES and didn't like Donkey Kong Country? Yep, this dope right here. I just hope the guy smart enough to jump on this deal is having a grand old time with his bounty. (Hmf.)

Well, I did finally get Mortal Kombat 3, at least. A few months ago, I reviewed the Genesis version of this game, warning readers that the Super NES was better suited to its unique brand of digitized carnage. Playing this reinforces that opinion, but I've also noticed that Mortal Kombat 3 isn't just better on Nintendo's machine; it's harder. Even on the lowest difficulty setting and when choosing the "novice" ladder, the CPU managed to thoroughly humiliate me by the second stage. Er, maybe I should find something that's a little more my speed...

MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS: THE FIGHTING EDITION

It's much more fun to blow
up the Lip Syncher. You're
going back to Funkytown, baby!

...and here it is! Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Fighting Edition is, as the title clearly states, a versus fighting game with the cast of everyone's favorite spandex-clad superheroes. Except you're not playing as the Power Rangers themselves, but rather their Zords, towering robots built from slightly less enormous animal-droids. Alternately, you can play as the Lip Syncher, who looks like a background singer from a Robert Palmer video after a terrible cosmetics accident, but who'd want to do that?

The massive scale of the characters aside, MMPR isn't too much different from the dozens of games on the Super NES hoping to capitalize on Street Fighter II's success. However, the graphics and sound are so incredible, you may not care. The Zords are every bit as massive as they are on the show, and bursting with color and detail. A little research reveals why... the game was ghost-written by Natsume, one of the Super NES's most consistently brilliant third-party developers. The engine built for MMPR would eventually be used as the foundation for Gundam Wing: Endless Duel, a much-improved mech battle game released only in Japan.

Forget the teenagers with attitude;
maybe you ought to recruit some
fitness trainers.

There's one other thing worth mentioning... the power gauge in MMPR: The Fighting Edition is some kind of nuts. It fills (and empties) on its own, and you'll have to time your special moves perfectly to take advantage of it. If you manage to pull off a special when the meter is at its max, the gauge changes color... do it a couple more times and the bar crackles with energy, letting you scrap your opponent with a devastating super move. I can't think of another fighting game that does this, and although I totally understand why other fighting games wouldn't want to do this, Natsume gets a lot of credit for taking that risk and trying something new.