Dear Cavia:
I recently played your game Bullet Witch, and was concerned that the title might lead players to mistake it for another popular action game with a gun-toting sorceress. This could ultimately result in a costly lawsuit from Platinum Games, or even worse, getting blocked by Hideki Kamiya on Twitter. With this in mind, I've come up with a handful of alternate titles which should prevent future legal action.
Bulletproof Mooks
Stay-Away-a-Netta
Grime Time Live
Shitty Shitty Bang-Bang
Players May Cry
Turd Sand-Witch
Digital Nyquil
Beat Down II: The Worsening
No need to thank me. In fact, I would consider it a personal favor if you didn't send me a free copy of the sequel.
Sincerely,
Jess
Random observations on the classic gaming scene, courtesy of the former editor of The Gameroom Blitz.
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