Two GameCubes Duct-Taped Together

image from GameSpot

Microsoft recently announced its successor to the Xbox One, and it's this thing. I would say that it's ripe for parody, but everyone else took all the good jokes already. Really, there's nothin' left. So I'll just say that if the Xbox Series X is going to have full backward compatibility instead of the carrot and string backward compatibility of the Xbox One, I could forgive its lesser qualities. (Well, not the name. Between this and all the other similarly named Xbox systems, it's an Abbott and Costello sketch just waiting to happen.)

Also, could we please, please have faster response time in the user interface? It's no fun having a cursor that moves to the next available option three seconds after you press a direction on your controller.