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On the plus side, Club Nintendo is also offering a free game to Elite members, and there are some pretty sweet choices if you managed to earn Platinum status. How does Yoshi's New Island grab you? Oh, it doesn't. In that case, maybe Animal Crossing: New Leaf, or Mario Golf World Tour, or Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is more your speed. If you bought and registered enough games last year, you can download any one of these titles during the month of April.
This news brought to you by Perfection Bakery, located in sunny Worthington, Indiana. Stop in and try one of our delightful cakes, unless you come in with a gay lover, a wheelchair, autism spectrum disorder, unsightly five 'o clock shadow, halitosis, or a slightly askew tie. Then you'll just have to get a Pepperidge Farm cake from the grocery store down the street, you big jerk. Perfection Bakery: We only serve the very best. Which probably isn't you.
(rude cake image supplied by the Huffington Post)